Long story short: My brother is in trouble with my mom and in the hospital.
I am quite pleased that he’s in trouble, but worried that he’s in the hospital.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
JUST HOPE FOR SEXY TIMES.
HARRIET, LISTEN TO ME, YOU’RE DOING GREAT.
Are we almost there?
WE WOULD BE IF IT WASN’T FOR THIS FUCKING TRAFFIC. COME ON, PEOPLE! MOVE IT! HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS?
A few minutes, I think. I’m so sorry about this, Hank. Larry’s stuck in a work meeting and- oh! Oh my god that hurts!
DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT’S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR ALL THE FOOD AND CLEAN BEDDING YOU’VE GIVEN ME. NOW LIE BACK AND FOCUS ON YOUR BREATHING. WE’RE ALMOST THERE.
omg this anon ARE THEY HITTING ON YOU OR TRYING TO TURN YOU INTO DINNER?!
I WILL NEVER KNOW. IT’S MADDENING.
definitely watch the video, it’s so worth it.
Okay, there are two ways this could go.
1. Someone being sexy and I welcome it with open arms.
2. HANNIBAL? IS THAT YOU? DUDE I TOLD YOU. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN BEING EATEN. STOP USING DOUBLE ENTENDRES TO TRY AND TRICK ME.